Debian developers
Testimonial Debian developers can program anything they want! Debian developers program ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this Debian developer who was eating at a diner. And when some dude tried to patent an algorithm the Debian developer went and released a stable distribution three years later. My friend Jaldhar said that he saw a Debian developer totally uppercut some kid just because the kid used Gentoo. And that’s what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don’t believe that Debian developers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will not invite you to DebConf!!! It’s an easy choice, if you ask me. Debian developers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want...